About

I live in Portland, Oregon, though I’ve thought about living in many other places, like Venice, NYC, Rome and Scotland. I’m five feet eight inches tall and my sign is Leo. I don’t believe in astrology, but I believe in the stars–they’ve seen a lot more than I have. My favorite dog is the labrador retriever, but I also like Goldens and Bernese Mountain Dogs.  Sometimes my wife and I eat a hot dog, but not the disgusting kind–we get our at New Seasons. That makes them better. I have a mild allergy to dairy products and scallops–these allergies are apparently asymptomatic, so I’m not sure what good this self-knowledge is, especially as the allergies are moderate at best, so it’s hard to get any sympathy for it. My secret fantasy jobs include being a dog trainer and a Broadway music orchestrator. I have others, but they’re even more secret, so I can’t share.